Dogecoin’s Astrology: The Hero Returns
How September 2025 could mark Dogecoin’s cosmic rebirth and rise to institutional legitimacy.
The Genesis Block Chart
Dogecoin, the much loved memecoin, has been hovering around $0.20 for just over a year. It’s down 33% this year. What was once a meme-frenzy coin seems to have come to the end of it’s hype…or has it?
The “Genesis Block” of Dogecoin ( the very first block of a blockchain, serving as the foundation for all subsequent blocks) was created on 6th December 2013 at 02:25AM in Portland, Oregon. That gives us the following birth chart:
One of the most eye catching parts of this chart is the it has one of the most “prominent” and “powerful” singular planetary placements in the astrological tradition. The natal jupiter is in the 10th house of career at 19 degrees cancer, exactly conjunct the midheaven at the same degree. Jupiter is exalted in Cancer. This means this coin is very prominent, expansive, abundant, altruistic, and full of joy, which encapsulates the coins character as a “joke” or “meme”. But in reality, it has created a community of jovial and altruistic dogecoin enthusiasts who have conducted many beneficial projects with dogecoin.
For example, the community raised 40 million Dogecoins (about $30,000 at the time) to fund clean water wells in underdeveloped countries to provide clean drinking water. Funds have been rasied for homeless communities, providing food and clothing, and even to provide humanitarian aid for natural disasters, supporting relief efforts for events like the Nepal earthquake, Hurricane Maria, and Australian bushfires.
Jupiter is the “greater beneific” and represents all things positive, expansive and confirmatory. It is exalted in Cancer because Cancer represents nourishment, protection, comfort, the home, basic resources, provision, protection and care for one’s tribe, people or nation. Using this currency for altruistic purposes in a jovial way very much lines up with the archetype in the chart. And that positive action in the world, that positive Karma, leads to success. Jupiter in the 10th house is a stereotypically “successful” placement.
September 2025
But now, in September 2025, Dogecoin might be poised for another rise to social prominence, heightened visibility and expansion once more. Why? Because transiting Jupiter will conjunct the natal Jupiter (and Midheaven) exactly on the 7th September 2025 at exactly 19 degrees and 7 arc minuites. This is a “Jupiter Return”, a once in 12 year cycle signalling a renewed cycle of optimism, expansion, public reputation, prominence and “success”.
This signal is a powerful one, especially in the 10th house of career. But not only that, transiting Pluto (Wealth, Power, Obsession) will conjunct Dogecoin’s natal Moon within a degree (emotions, feeling, sentiment) at the first 2 degrees of Aquarius. This is an even more rare event, a once in 250 year cycle. Dogecoin is known to run on pure speculation, hype, and usually goes through rapid rises and falls based on pure market sentiment. There is some use case value, but it is well known as a sentiment based asset.
That’s not all. Uranus will be stationing to go retrograde on the same day at exactly 1 degree of Gemini. Uranus rules crypto, technology, innovative, the weird, the wacky, the revolutionary. Transiting Uranus directly opposes the natal Mercury, meaning intense volality in value, communication or trade. Uranus ia suprise, shock, volatile. Opposition is a tense, jagged “harsh” aspect and Mercury is trade, communication and value.
With Uranus opposing the natal mercury and Pluto almost exactly conjunct the moon (Uranus and Pluto being in Trine aspect here) I’d be suprised if we didn’t see “Fear of Missing Out'“ levels of hype and speculation on Dogecoin during this time. The impulsive emotional market will pour in out of fear of missing out on a large gain, and the price will be volatile, stressy, unstable, but will rise.
And that’s still not all. Because on the 7th September, we see a total lunar eclipse in Pisces. Now, in financial astrology specifically, we’re not sure if total lunar eclipses are positive or negative, because they bring volatility.
Two examples:
The May 15-16, 2022 Total Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio saw Bitcoin drop around 36% whilst a Crypto project poetically called “Luna” collapsed.
The May 26, 2021 Super Blood Moon Total Lunar Eclipse saw bitcoin drop from $58,000 to $30,000 within the timeframe of 2 weeks either side, due to regulatory crackdowns.
If this pattern happens again, we may see bitcoin correct to just below $100,000.
So, we may in fact see some drops in the broader market at this time. However, Dogecoin is almost entirely hype, speculation and sentiment driven, so it is highly detatched from regular markets. Therefore, I’d anticipate the wider markets to take a hit in September, with some positive news about Dogecoin creating a rush in of capital, completely detatched from the wider news in the world or the wider market sentiment.
Eclipses signal ‘dramatic new ends and beginnings’ and this lands in Dogecoin’s 6th house. At first, this doesn’t seem good at all. The 6th house is a house of grind, daily chores, toil, health routines, and general everyday routine. However, a total lunar eclipse in this house could signal some form of upgrade or new beginning in how Dogecoin operates on a daily basis. Perhaps an update to the blockchain system, some sort of technical improvement, or announcement of a new use case will pump the price. Remember, even if the 6th lord isn’t an auspicious house, in Dogecoin’s case, it is ruled by Jupiter, sitting in the 10th house, being conjunct to the exact degree of Natal Jupiter! Transiting Jupiter also trines the natal Saturn in the 2nd. This is solid, stable, affirmative growth in Dogecoin’s Value. Venus (money) trines the Sun (life force).
The “most difficult” aspect I see is Neptune opposing the natal Mars. This can be considered negative because it indicates illusions and delusions about the strength and future of the coin. This aligns with the previous patterns of Dogecoin, which go through breathless hype cycles before crashing again shortly after. I imagine we have about a 2 week period from September 7th onwards that this hype will be active before the price slowly takes a breath and stablizies. The sun squares the sun, indicating overconfidence and ego, but this can be considered temporarily positive in the context of an asset.
Remember, Venus, the planet of money, luxury and gains is transiting Leo, which is Dogecoin’s 11th house of Gains from Career and Networks. Especially important because Venus is Dogecoin’s ascendant lord. It will transit there for about 2 weeks before entering debilitation in the 12th house of loss. So we could see immense gains, followed by a sharp fall, which is typical of hype-based dogecoin moves.
With all these aspects, I am 90% certain we are going to see some significant moves for Dogecoin in this 3 week period. I just can’t see these being negative due to the outweighing of positive aspects over the negative aspects.
Musk’s Uranian Impulses
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The Sun and Mercury currently transit the 12th house, indicating there is some hidden, behind the scenes action taking place with Dogecoin right now. In financial Astrology, the movement of Uranus always takes hierarchy over eclipses.
Uranus stationing retrograde is a significant event, and it will happen right on top of Elon Musk’s natal Saturn.
Uranus has been slowly lighting up Musk’s natal Saturn for a while now. Uranus is the unexpected, the quirky, the innovative, the fast moving. Saturn is a natural Karaka (indicator) of work and career. Since Uranus moved into Gemini and landed ontop of Musk’s Saturn, we’ve seen him release Anime Characters into his Grok AI System, have a legal battle over Apple’s collaboration with OpenAI, and even announced a political movement called the “America Party” aiming to challenge the US “uniparty,” which surprised many given his predominantly tech-focused past.
Since Uranus entered Gemini on July 7th, Musk has seen one suprising development relating to his work and reputation after another. But now as Uranus stations retrograde, something shocking or suprising or out of the ordinary relating to things of the past may appear. He is historically known to be a supporter of Dogecoin, and may indeed hold a large percentage of the overall supply. Remember, Musk’s America Party political platform recently integrated Dogecoin into its ecosystem, expanding Dogecoin’s real-world use cases.
Notice how Venus, planet of money, will be sweeping through Musk’s 2nd house of income, money and resources untill late September. He is getting a boost in money soon. Notice the transiting sun in the 3rd house conjuncting his natal part of fortune to the same degree. Notice exalted Mercury (trade) on his natal moon (feelings, emotions). By 19th september, the sun conjuncts his natal Pluto, highlighting his wealth, power and influence. This may be the end of the Dogecoin pump as venus moves into debilitated Virgo and into Dogecoin’s 12th house of Loss.
So, What’s Going to Happen?
There are two main considerations of what will cause Dogecoin’s price to pump:
An overwhelmingly positive announcement on Dogecoin by Elon Musk
Dogecoin ETF Approval
There is an increasing probability (Polymarket suggests around 80%) that a Dogecoin ETF approval will happen in 2025, which would provide institutional-grade liquidity and boost credibility, leading to price surges. We only have a few months left.
In my opinion, the ETF approval is the most likely outcome. This could happen in early September as a suprise (indicated by Uranus stationing retrograde), or it could happen 1 month later on the 7th October as the transiting sun conjuncts the ascendant degree of Dogecoin and sextiles the natal sun.
This narrative truly captures the “Hero’s Return” embodied in Dogecoins Jupiter Return. A cosmic symbol of triumph and renewal. From its humble beginnings as a playful bitcoin fork launched in Portland 12 years ago as a joke, Dogecoin may rise against all odds to become an institutional grade asset recognized by investors worldwide. This transformation from meme to mainstream is the very essence of the Jupiter Return: a cycle of growth, expansion, and ultimate victory. Dogecoin’s journey is not merely about price or popularity. It is a testament to resilience, community power, and the profound shifts possible in the realm of digital currency. That is Dogecoin’s true victory. Untill then - “Do Only Good Everday”.
